Inside people

I am an inside person.  Outside is a dangerous unnecessary place.  Outside doesn't even need provocation.  If you so much as venture into outside's territory and it doesn't burn the flesh from your bones, it will send one of its minions to bite you, infect you with disease or just straight up eat your face. 
The outside has grown too powerful.  Each year,its waters inch closer trying to wash away our homes.  When that doesn't work, it sends the winds to blow them down. 
We inside people need to band together and rise up against the outside.  We need to beat it back and remind it who truly rules. 
No one needs the outside.  If you should see something that you want or need, all you have to do is pick up the phone or turn on your computer.  There are a handful of brave souls out there who will risk the dangerous conditions of outside to bring these things to you.  They are trained professionals ready for anything.  Thanks to them, there is no need for us to endanger our lives by venturing into the unforgiving realm of the outside.